Cranked out tradeshow booth designs in under 24 hours. Got bit by an ostrich. Did a photoshoot going 80 mph down the interstate. Got robbed as bank teller. Created logos and brands for various local and national companies. Met Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers in Grenada. Won multiple Telly Awards. Navigated a sink hole in my backyard that rivaled a fossil excavation. Won multiple GDUSA In-House Design Awards. Lived in states that only started with the letter, 'N' (Nevada, New Mexico, Nebraska and New Jersey) Learned to live with A.I. the same way I learned to live with meetings that could've been emails.. Had a college band that performed for an epic one-night only concert. Learned to jump between Indesign, Illustrator, Photoshop, Preimere Pro and After Effects in the same day. Rode a thrill ride 27 times in a row. Managed a corporate studio. Decided to pick up skateboarding at the ripe, young age of 36. Led a team that produced creative work for four major companies. Flew on a plane with a stranger who also had the name Aaron Evans. Won a creative writing essay in middle school at a rural Illinois county fair. Directed live streams and insisted a CEO listen to INXS to calm his nerves before going live. Got published in a music blog. Made a traveling product and service showcase during COVID. Got handed a paint canvas that was created live on stage by the Blue Man Group. Storm chased across Nebraska. Presented pitches for product launches, programs, brands and why I should have a day off to watch the Cubs in the World Series. Saw a hail mary to win a football game. Designed whole areas of corporate offices. Won the highest payout on Keno by selecting numbers of the scores on the TVs during the opening weekend of March Madness. Most imporantly, I managed to obtain your attention for this long, imagine what I could do for your feeds.